I'm breaking one of those barriers tonight and going out to meet some friends. I'm going to break another one and post a picture of myself that is not just a headless body. In this picture I'm wearing more flattering clothes too. You know, clothes that don't stretch and show every bump and dimple. It's a pretty subdued and boring outfit for a night out, but I didn't feel like dressing up. I'm saving that for that wedding we're attending next weekend.
That gunk is on the mirror, not my shirt. I guess I'll wipe down the mirror